30 Second TV Spot for Lucchese Boots

Music: John's Long Mix from Classic 70's Porn
Camera pans across from left to right.
Camera moves over to swinging lasso.
Camera pans out futher to serious looking cowboy.
Fill frame with full body shot of cowboy wearing ridiculous boots and lassoing to porn music.
Cowboy dances sexy and stupidly with lasso.
Lassoing becomes more ridiculous.
Cut to John Wayne from the movie Red River.
John Wayne: What?!
Closeup of ridiculous boots of dancing cowboy.
VO: Lucchese knows that the right boots are important.
Gunshots.
VO: Unfortunately, some people don't quite get it.
John Wayne: You earned it.
Image of Lucchese logo
VO: Real cowboys wear real boots. Lucchese.